Glossary of institute of technology and management

Ever since I came to this college I have always wondered and pondered about the peculiarity of this college. It has got codes about everything. It speaks a different language apparently parallel to the normal language of communication. In fact you learn fresh ABC theme here. So I started noting the encryption and deciphering it .and now I am all set to share it with you. Here it goes…….

A for Attendance: This is what tops the priority list of the students here as lions share of internal assessment is on the basis of this. The scope for proxy is very nominal which makes the scenario worse. And that is precisely why the loudest hues and biggest fuss during any event here is “what about attendance…will we get 100000000000000000% percent attendance for participating ??” what ever be the event.
B for Bunking: It is like denim pants in the wardrobe. It is never out of fashion, you feel very comfortable when you are in it and you are never bored of it. Ask the novices and they say “I am loving it”
C for Canteen: The only place where you can mark cent percent attendance. It is the best place you can ever think of when it comes to completion of lab manuals ,tutorial sheets and of course EGD sheets
D for Discipline: yeah whatever…next please!!
E for Engineers
F for Fine: It is all about cell phones. If it has to be your bad then you take out of your pocket and you see blue uniforms approaching you. No matter how many times you try to argue that you were not using it the princely amount of fine is to be paid.
G for Greenwood: café greenwood a place dedicated to the bunking swathe for activities not to be mentioned if I want this to be on college magazine. It also wait for your cabs and enjoy the glued jittery maggy. You can sit there till you have mowed every inch of grass that came in your palm.
H for Himani: A complete guide to score decent when you are barely acquainted with the subject or even authors name of the subject book you are going to appear tomorrow.
I for Internal assessment : The sole reason behind the high level of endurance when it comes to sitting in the lectures, submission of tutorial sheets and decent code of conduct in the class
J for Jai mata di gang: A sentient throng who is never ashamed to reveal itself during the college fest. Literally the show stoppers. Sometimes they tend to confuse the participant and sometimes excite them. But whatever maybe the upshot these guys are definitely no less than celebrities here.
K:
L for LSE : The London school of economics, the most volatile part of the college to be more precise with transparent fumes. Their presence can be felt but you cannot see them. In case you catch a glimpse be happy.
M for Momentum: The only refreshing week where you see teachers bunking and letting you get out of the class midway in between the lectures.
N for Notice boards: The most happening and updated part of the walls of the college building always full of news, be it fine, suspension, or attendance shortage list. We also tend to see posters and advertisements of events going to be organised in some far off land (maybe IIT KGP or POWAI) the very next day and the super sonic jet also cant help you attend it.
O for Orkut: The social networking mode of our college where N people send (N-1)! Strangers friends requests with (2N-1)! Stupid reasons like I read your profile…you are KEWL respite of knowing that they are never going to be accepted .People discuss “hey dude /whats up/lollzz../okies/chal/gn/ tc bye/” ??
P for placements: Believe in the best, but request MDU examiners for the rest.
Q for Queries:
R for Restrooms: One of the safest place to check your messages because there are no cameras installed there.
S for Supplementary: neighbours envy owners pride. It is inversely proportional to the number of sheets you fill in the exam and is independent of the coefficient of “good answer”
T for Tutorial sheets: The most irrelevant piece of A4 size white sheet with questions written in maybe Arabic/French but certainly not in a language possibly known to us. But yes the answers are always ready to be submitted because one chap in the college cracks the code and the smarter ones copy it and that too with the corresponding spelling mistakes.
U for University: the most wonderful university in the country where we have exams on 1st of January and Christmas eve, and the session starts the very next day when exam ends.
V for Volley ball: The scorching heat is bearable or the rainy afternoon is enjoyable if there is volley ball match going on “volley khelne chale??” This is the best offer one can make when he wants you to understand that you are one of his best buddies in the college.
W for Water taps: The two most important landmarks of the college, when you feel like meeting someone who is not in your section or stream or year. A very clean and cold water supply unit where you can stand and discuss about upcoming events and plan your work in the next lecture like lets play Hollywood-bollywood or maybe lets complete the tut sheet.
X for Xeroxing: It is all about machines. Most of us are not good enough at multi tasking. So while chatting and messaging how can we copy down notes in the class. But don’t worry in the reference section there stands the magic man. You just give him a penny and you get to know what engineering academic material is all about
Y for Year back: Off late only few get the honour off availing this opportunity. It comes when you feel like bidding goodbye to the college
Z for Zoo: It is a zoo where you find all breeds of social animals chitchatting in a language known to very few……..I am still trying to figure out what do they talk about!!