Lion king
::do not be upset if bloggers community gives a life time banishment

Yeah this Monday evening when I came back home there was no electricity and in the pitch of darkness a pack of hounds (swarm of my hit spray friendly mosquito friends) greeted me. They are like the gushing wind (as the shadows) because you can feel them (in fact the pain inflicted is quite memorable one) but cannot see them and if lucky get to touch few bastards that are too fat to fly after feasting on my sweet blood (my girlfriend says I taste bitter though:: of course I do not believe her because she keeps biting me every now and then).
Anyways I was not going to discuss these ridiculed creature or here to describe that my girlfriends taste buds has gone wild and she should consult a doctor, because before going to the doctor she should go to the mental hospital for the fact that she can bear me as her boy friend.
And If she is not visiting the mental hospital then I should probably get admitted to asylum for three reasons:
· First if she is not visiting the mental hospital because she is not mad till time then probably the most rational reasoning is she is crankier than me and then the responsibility falls to me that I will go crazy if I be with her so I should go to asylum.
· Secondly there is no better idea to dump your girlfriend than this because you don’t have to break a heart because you have already broken the ****.
· And thirdly the shit pots at asylum are really cool and you never get constipated. Constipation is a really bad problem here in Gurgaon you have to keep farting here and there, and keep polluting the environment ( you wont believe I just farted) and the most terrible thing is that fart word reminds me of my Sanskrit teacher now just don’t be ridiculous to ask me why I think that way, because I respect such creatures called teachers. No you can ask every teacher who teaches me specially saDNN no don’t worry I don’t fart when they make me stand.
Anyways what was I talking about I just got carried away and don’t think it was because of me it was a hideous attempt to get rid of my girlfriend I mean get rid of the mosquitoes.
This is a result of Robert’s food ,Haider’s company, siddhart’s jokes and these moder fucker mosquitoes biting me at three this morning.
Hey please note that I don’t have a girlfriend I just wanted to check out that am I that horrible that I can degrade myself to this extent to just prove that girls are insane.
I just wanted be my self for once as I am a manipulative jerk (refer to initial post for further details)
My god you are still reading just check the nearby asylum its really cool.