MY IDOL:: PRAMATH MALIK

MY IDOL:: PRAMATH MALIK
HE NEVER SHOWED ME A PATH TO FOLLOW BUT ALWAYS INSPIRED ME TO MAKE ONE FOR MYSELF!!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The art of living for a teenager

Personally I believe truth lies beneath the shadow of existence as life is more like a continuum rather than eggs of the wind consequently being good and acting with the right opinion are two different aspects of subject matter.
The highest form of human excellence is to question our self.
Moral excellence is more a matter of divine bequest than parental nurture so we shouldn't blame our parents for everything we do. Our actions should have full faith on our self. As our wisdom is limited to an awareness of our own ignorance and being an active interlocutor of celestial conversation the best way for us to live is to focus on self-development rather than the pursuit of material wealth.

Friday, January 25, 2008

hi!!
finally i am home.it feels great to be here.
speaking about the journey,respite of the numerous wishes of happy and safe journey from idea hutch airtel and mtnl sim card holders i had a horrifying experience travelling in a sleeper class.
They could not save me from the great trap of stinking cocoon but yeah they were of great help when i wanted to sleep ...i read and reread them,i was bored till death and i slept.

In the morning i guess the the sun rays came to my compartment and reached my face much before it hit JAPAN(land of rising sun). Then i heard some alienated birds chirping in my compartment in a croaking voice....out of curiosity i peeped out of my rugged blue blanket to have a look at the bird, and to my great shock it looked like a BLACK homo sapien in red and purple stripped pyjamas.I recalled that my train had not started from eleven and half quarters, but the compartment had changed into room full of claokless witches and wizards and i was the only muggle left.
Scandalised to the extent i opened my eyes wide open and then came the realisation that they were not magical creatures but the whole orriya and bengali community chitchatting on the top of their voice.
So finally i woke up (as if i wanted to ) and was hungry as i had skipped my dinner last night.Thus i grabbed my brush and headed towards the steel yet reddish brown basin.To my surprise there was Little water dripping so i decided to clean my teeth nicely(judicious way of spending time)so i put a lot of paste on my brush and started enthusiastically.the reaction of paste wid saliva was vigorous and it started to burn.I tried to fetch some water from the tap but till then the water was gone. It was going unbearable so i rushed towards the pantry car for a bottle of water and in between i had a collision with the bathroom door that was suddenly opened by a big fat bengali lady...i got up as fast as i could and mumbled sorry and started my 200 mtr Marathon with the same "never say die attitude" leaving behind the abusing lady

Finally i reached the ultimate destination. no don't think that i got the bottle there ......because there i realised that my wallet is in the bag i was using as a pillow ...some how i managed water there(dont ask what did i pay).there i cleaned myself and munched the chilled toast frosted boiled egg and normal temperature coke.

while i was walking back to my compartment somebody as humming the tune "i walk the lonely roads on the boulevard of broken dreams"
when i reached my compartment the bengali community was fighting with the orriya regarding the way manmohan singh speaks .thanks to the fat lady i was busy tending my new whipped ankle where the pink flesh was smiling (on me).
so left with no option i sat on my berth trying to read india today about the recent political turmoil of nawaz sherif and Bhutto.....but trust me nothing can be read when u sit next to an auntie who can kill you with just raising her arms.....no not by her aura but the stink out from her armpits..i guess orissa really lacks in perfume soap and deodorant. and the best happened when i dozed off.
By the time i woke up i realised that my station was going to come at 2 10 n the noon and it was already 5 .But fortunately the cosmic jinx was broken and the train was running late by three hours.so then my station came in five minutes and i came out of IT.
so i had a great time !!
neways how are you people going??
stay in touch because i am loving these mountains but these mountains really hate network be it airtel idea or hutch.
o keep mailing and try to be online at eight
cyao

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Glossary of institute of technology and management

Ever since I came to this college I have always wondered and pondered about the peculiarity of this college. It has got codes about everything. It speaks a different language apparently parallel to the normal language of communication. In fact you learn fresh ABC theme here. So I started noting the encryption and deciphering it .and now I am all set to share it with you. Here it goes…….

A for Attendance: This is what tops the priority list of the students here as lions share of internal assessment is on the basis of this. The scope for proxy is very nominal which makes the scenario worse. And that is precisely why the loudest hues and biggest fuss during any event here is “what about attendance…will we get 100000000000000000% percent attendance for participating ??” what ever be the event.
B for Bunking: It is like denim pants in the wardrobe. It is never out of fashion, you feel very comfortable when you are in it and you are never bored of it. Ask the novices and they say “I am loving it”
C for Canteen: The only place where you can mark cent percent attendance. It is the best place you can ever think of when it comes to completion of lab manuals ,tutorial sheets and of course EGD sheets
D for Discipline: yeah whatever…next please!!
E for Engineers
F for Fine: It is all about cell phones. If it has to be your bad then you take out of your pocket and you see blue uniforms approaching you. No matter how many times you try to argue that you were not using it the princely amount of fine is to be paid.
G for Greenwood: café greenwood a place dedicated to the bunking swathe for activities not to be mentioned if I want this to be on college magazine. It also wait for your cabs and enjoy the glued jittery maggy. You can sit there till you have mowed every inch of grass that came in your palm.
H for Himani: A complete guide to score decent when you are barely acquainted with the subject or even authors name of the subject book you are going to appear tomorrow.
I for Internal assessment : The sole reason behind the high level of endurance when it comes to sitting in the lectures, submission of tutorial sheets and decent code of conduct in the class
J for Jai mata di gang: A sentient throng who is never ashamed to reveal itself during the college fest. Literally the show stoppers. Sometimes they tend to confuse the participant and sometimes excite them. But whatever maybe the upshot these guys are definitely no less than celebrities here.
K:
L for LSE : The London school of economics, the most volatile part of the college to be more precise with transparent fumes. Their presence can be felt but you cannot see them. In case you catch a glimpse be happy.
M for Momentum: The only refreshing week where you see teachers bunking and letting you get out of the class midway in between the lectures.
N for Notice boards: The most happening and updated part of the walls of the college building always full of news, be it fine, suspension, or attendance shortage list. We also tend to see posters and advertisements of events going to be organised in some far off land (maybe IIT KGP or POWAI) the very next day and the super sonic jet also cant help you attend it.
O for Orkut: The social networking mode of our college where N people send (N-1)! Strangers friends requests with (2N-1)! Stupid reasons like I read your profile…you are KEWL respite of knowing that they are never going to be accepted .People discuss “hey dude /whats up/lollzz../okies/chal/gn/ tc bye/” ??
P for placements: Believe in the best, but request MDU examiners for the rest.
Q for Queries:
R for Restrooms: One of the safest place to check your messages because there are no cameras installed there.
S for Supplementary: neighbours envy owners pride. It is inversely proportional to the number of sheets you fill in the exam and is independent of the coefficient of “good answer”
T for Tutorial sheets: The most irrelevant piece of A4 size white sheet with questions written in maybe Arabic/French but certainly not in a language possibly known to us. But yes the answers are always ready to be submitted because one chap in the college cracks the code and the smarter ones copy it and that too with the corresponding spelling mistakes.
U for University: the most wonderful university in the country where we have exams on 1st of January and Christmas eve, and the session starts the very next day when exam ends.
V for Volley ball: The scorching heat is bearable or the rainy afternoon is enjoyable if there is volley ball match going on “volley khelne chale??” This is the best offer one can make when he wants you to understand that you are one of his best buddies in the college.
W for Water taps: The two most important landmarks of the college, when you feel like meeting someone who is not in your section or stream or year. A very clean and cold water supply unit where you can stand and discuss about upcoming events and plan your work in the next lecture like lets play Hollywood-bollywood or maybe lets complete the tut sheet.
X for Xeroxing: It is all about machines. Most of us are not good enough at multi tasking. So while chatting and messaging how can we copy down notes in the class. But don’t worry in the reference section there stands the magic man. You just give him a penny and you get to know what engineering academic material is all about
Y for Year back: Off late only few get the honour off availing this opportunity. It comes when you feel like bidding goodbye to the college
Z for Zoo: It is a zoo where you find all breeds of social animals chitchatting in a language known to very few……..I am still trying to figure out what do they talk about!!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

short message service(SMS)

The new year has come .With all the enthusiasm and willingness it brought it also poured in a lot of messages ....the messages from well wishers like shruti,ankit,rahul and abhishek.
and thanks to these guys who think that their name is unique of all the names.
No i didn't demand to enquire about the marital status,sexual orientation,virginity and cup size.all i requested was the surname so that i can appreciate the fact that you thought of me on the great day of "paranormal celebration" !!
But anyways i was overwhelmed with the way people sent their heartiest greetings,so thankyou very much and wish you all a very happy new year too!

2008!!

BUT is it the correct time??
A time to be born,and a time to die.
A time to plant,and a time to pluck.
A time to kill,and a time to heal.
A time to weep,and a time to laugh.
A time to embrace,and a time to refrain
A time to get,and time to lose
A time to remain silent,and a time to speak
A time to love,and a time to hate
A time i say!!!